Because "AI-Human Interface Paradigm Consultant" wouldn't fit on my tax forms.
Hi, I'm David. I'm like a translator between humans and AI—except I actually understand both species. Ever seen an AI that thinks adding 16 pages of context is "being helpful"? Yeah, I fix that.
I don't deal in "synergistic machine learning paradigms" or whatever buzzword salad is trending on LinkedIn this week. I build AI tools that solve actual problems instead of creating new ones. Revolutionary concept, I know.
Me trying to keep up with AI developments
No, I don't literally whisper to computers. Though I've tried when desperate.
Teaching robots to understand human gibberish since 2019. I translate between AI systems and humans so you can actually get what you need.
Spoiler: You probably need fewer tools than you think
Figuring out which AI tools you need vs. which ones are just burning money. I help you navigate the chaotic AI landscape without the hype.
This is the part most tech people skip
Revolutionary concept: Understanding what you actually need before prescribing solutions
Spreadsheets are surprisingly powerful.
Is this a job for AI, or just a spreadsheet? I'll be honest.
Practical tools for practical problems
No academic exercises or 'proof of concepts that will never work in production'
My accountant hates this approach
My goal: Make myself unnecessary as quickly as possible
Pro tip: Include your actual problem in the message, not just "Let's chat about AI"
I actually answer these.